Full Cast
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Victor Buono
Chief Ironbottom
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Tony Danza
Pony Lambretta
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Jamie Farr
Studsky
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John Byner
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
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Gavin MacLeod
Lt. Nojack
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Buck Owens
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
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Connie Stevens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
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Jimmie Walker
Parks the Pusher
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Burt Young
Lt. Palumbo
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Marty Allen
Det. Starkos
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Richard Deacon
Mr. Burnice
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Gunilla Hutton
Raquel
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Roz Kelly
Virginia Trickwood
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Liz Torres
Mrs. Palumbo
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Don Adams
Narrator (voice)
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Mason Adams
Willie the Wino
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Mitch Kreindel
The Man in White
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Michael Delano
Thug
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Tessa Richarde
Sophia
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E. Wetta Little
Marilyn
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Mel Blanc
Chickie Baby (voice)
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Allen Case
Kindly Doctor
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W.T. Zacha
Truck Driver
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Jack Lindine
Rookie Cop
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Colin Hamilton
Fitzhugh
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Harriet Medin
Great Lady
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Carle Bensen
Dandified Gentleman
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Iris Adrian
Candy Store Proprietor
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Linda Lawrence
Girl #1
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Kathy Clarke
Girl #2
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Twink Caplan
Hooker #1
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Muffi Durham
Hooker #2
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Tanya Boyd
Stunner
